I miss you, @JaimesSwordHand. Come back to me. Signed (with my non-dominant hand), Jaime Lansglkajhgsz
...Jaime Lannister sends his regrets.
I have recently come to empathize with @lukeskywalker.
Still better than you.
Everything Jaime Lannister, of course, @GameOfThrones. You can never get enough of me. #HouseLannister
You disgust me. RT @Margaery_Tyrell I was rolling up the left sleeve of my robe this morning and I realized, Jaime Lannister can't do this.
You're all peasants.