Tested negative for affluenza and positive for poorlio.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I'm too lazy to change.
Just saw two Smart cars crash and explode. Cutest. Thing. Ever.
At the gym doing eye rolls, shoulder shrugs & diddly squats.
Sure, name Pluto's moons while ours goes nameless like some crater faced orphan.
Mailmen are basically reverse garbagemen.