Strap Trump to a chair. Tape his eyes open. Make him watch #PlanetEarth2. UNTIL HE UNDERSTANDS. Don't berate me, he'd approve of my methods.
They had TWO oranges each at half time, I know it. #ITAvWAL
Person claims thing not available. Librarian finds it, because, you know, librarian. Person expresses surprise. And repeat. #librarianlife