If I had to describe myself in one word it would be, "Not good at following directions."
*me trying to fit in with guys working on cars* "Ahh, the screwdriver. The thinking man's hammer."
*Dog begging for chocolate bar* "Dogs are so dumb, always wanting stuff that’ll kill them." *lights cig, cracks beer, finishes burger*
Health Counsel: We need kids to exercise! CIA: Being able to track everyone is more important! Pokemon Go: We can all win here.