If I did PR for Death, I'd certainly advise taking one from the folder labelled "Pricks No One Likes" next.
At times like these we can only be glad England didn't even enter this World Cup.
Surely it's even more remarkable that the sun, the moon AND the clouds have all lined up? #wonderfulworld
Congratulations to Leeds United, who become the first club to open the transfer window and throw everything out of it. Horrific day.