Wow. Someone has just hacked my @UberUK account and requested 3 taxis in Croydon.
So today is Scott and Charlene's 26th Wedding anniversary.
Let's all take a moment to think about that and how fucking old we are.
@Veronicawall @UberUK I got a notification to tell me that my car was arriving. I hadn’t ordered a car. I then had to cancel 5 more.