Tomorrow morning, Ken Bone will eat a breakfast that tastes better than any meal you or I have ever tasted. #debate
Jonny Gomes scooped up some Fenway dirt on his way out the door. That guy. I mean… that guy. #RedSox
Obama could reach into his jacket pocket, pull out Ant-Man, who could grow to full-size before bursting into cocaine, & Ryan wouldn’t clap.
Accepting everyone’s official stories, the embarrassment is Jeff Orr, who is a 50+ year old man. And that’s just accepting his narrative.