2017: Dude. 2016: What? 2017: DUDE. 2016: Look, I'm not like some years that slack off after Christmas. I've got a job to do. 2017: DUDE.
2017: C'mon, 2016, give it a rest. You've done enough. 2016: Hey, 2017, hold my beer. I've still got a week to go.
RESOLVED: that this punctuation mark ; formerly known as semicolon shall henceforth be called hypercomma.
Executives at Ashley Madison announced plans to rebrand after a hacking scandal. The new site will be OKstupid.com.
What you say: "Quit blocking anonymous IPs from your forums." What I hear: "Quit making it harder to be an asshole without consequences."