HILLARY: My emails are a distraction. BERNIE: What she said. O'MALLEY: Read Scott Pilgrim, y'all. CHAFEE: I like turtles. WEBB: [cocks gun]
RESOLVED: that this punctuation mark ; formerly known as semicolon shall henceforth be called hypercomma.
"My new D&D character is named Oobleck." "Oobleck. Don't tell me--" "He's a non-Newtonian druid." "I SAID DON'T TELL ME."
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