There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, cause a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY.
Don't ever timidly eat a sub sandwich. You make that sub your bitch. YOUR. BITCH. #SandwichDay
Olympic gold metalist Gabby Douglas's last name is an anagram of USA Gold. My last name is an anagram of Melon. Still food.
Mitt Romney strongly believes in equality for women. All women should not have control of their own uteruses...equally.
The only thing I'd ever have a shot at winning an award for is frosting-eating and cheese grating. #USA