Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
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Peter McWilliams ~ Mistakes obviously show us what needs improving. Without mistakes how would we know what we had to work on ?
How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom ? Three, if you slice them very thinly.
In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton ?" 86 % replied, "Never again"