Mum just said "you treat this place like a hotel". Which she may regret when I give a lower score on Tripadvisor for 'rude staff'.
[courtroom] "I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair. What happens next will shock you."
*knock* Who’s... *knock* Who’s... *knock knock* Who’s there? *knock knock knock* Who... *knock knock knock knock knock* Fuck off, Fibonacci!