"14 years, £20 billion later and my team have finally finished building a Large Hadron Kaleidoscope." "You mean Collider?" "Oh shit!"
K1: Frankincence K2: Myrrh K3: Gold K1 & K2: WHAT? K3: Gold K1: We said £20 each! K3: I.. K1: I hate you K3: Wrap it from all of us?
“@UberFacts: Women are better multitaskers than men.” Really? Tell your wife to sit down and shut up. Bet she can't do either!
Try to remember that Pancake was the name of his creator. You're thinking of Pancake's Monster. #PancakeDay