Suzanne’s always saying she’d like to hear tiny feet running ‘round the flat. I just said, Let’s just get a little midget cleaner.
I've never really understood gay magazines. Why do gay fellas need pictures of nobs when they've got one of their own to look at?
They say having kids is a life changing experience. But so is losing a leg.
Another food I’ve never eaten: oysters. I’m not a fan of eating any food that is still attached to its house.