Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And Today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.