Every time I collect food from the local pizzeria I can't help speaking in an Italian accent. I've got a disorder.
Why take two bottles into the shower? SIMPLY put your vodka into your Coke bottle @TwopTwips
Spice up a boring salad by adding wasps. #LittleTwists from Sainsburys
ME: I'd like a seat please. AIRLINE REP: Certainly Sir. Window or aisle? ME: Window or you'll what?