Yet to find something that sums up England's World Cup better than this... vine.co/v/MTrtQLuuhY0
Endless soft goals, shambolic defending... this'll all be looking eerily familiar to Paulinho watching from the bench.
So what time are we expecting that 'Breaking News' ticker to flash up on Sky Sports News. 7.00? 7.30?
Can't see any of our defenders making the PFA Team of the Year but reckon they'll clean up at the British Comedy Awards. #thebuffetsopen