You cannot get it on a train You cannot get it in the rain You cannot get it from a ball You cannot hardly get it at all. #EbolaForDummies
You’re driving. A cop car appears. You move to the right to get out of its way. You don’t signal. You are arrested. You die. #SandraBland
I love how the NSA knows you wrote and deleted a tweet saying "I like to fart" but doesn't have the technology to find a Boeing 777.