If you go to someone's house and don't see any books, get out. That person is probably evil.
Ancient Proverb: The greatest terror in life is dying with the knowledge that you have not read enough books.
Texting while walking is obnoxious; reading while walking is charming.
You know you're a book nerd when Goodreads comes up before Google as a suggestion when you start typing "goo" into your search.