49 - Vardy and Kane got 49 goals between them in the premier league. Ones sitting on the bench, the other is taking corners. Utilised.
14 - Adam Johnson alleged to have had sexual relations with a 14 year old girl. Police have arrested Wes brown instead. Mistrial
50 - After scoring that goal Dele Alli will now be valued at £50million and is single handedly going to win us the Euros. Messiah
33-7 : Apparently the only thing more brittle than Jack Wilshere's ankles is the Australian batting line up. Glass.
6 - After six months of hiding, it's lovely to welcome Arsenal fans back to the internet. St Totteringham.