Since 1994 my New Year resolution has been the same. Don't get murdered by Courtney Love.
The most disappointing sentence in the human language is "This next song is off of our new album".
Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
Anonymous just switched everyone in Isis from Amazon Prime shipping to basic shipping. Good luck getting Fallout 4 by Christmas terrorists!
Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime. Teach a fish to man and he'll probably just send a dick pic or start a war.