Reporter: “I’m gonna need caffeine to write this story.” Editor: “I’m gonna need something stronger to read it.”
"If I worked anywhere else, just my search history would get me fired." #journalism
Producer: I wonder how many Pokemon are in the newsroom right now? Editor: If they're here, we need them to work as reporters.
“I’m going out for coffee, you guys want anything?” Reporter 1: “Alcohol” Reporter 2: “Vacation.”
"I am not a morning person or an evening person. I am just a person who is begrudgingly awake."