Congratulations Mr. Obama! (Can I get coverage now even with my pre-existing cheese rash?) (Asking for my friend.)
Oh you kids these days. I can't tell which one is a hipster and which one's a hobo. You're all wearing beards, plaid, and riding a bike.
I think I can safely speak for America when I say, we're not shallow, but please, Britain, do something with Susan Boyle's eyebrows.