Bernie Sanders just handed in his NCAA tournament bracket and he has all 68 teams making the Final Four.
I wish we were more upset about owing China $16.9 trillion than we were about the opinions of a nice man who makes duck calls.
"We really want people to treat women better and stuff...now please enjoy this ad for "50 Shades of Grey"." - NFL
For every adult in America tuning in to see Diane Sawyer interview Bruce Jenner, there's a five-year-old in China graduating from college.