A man walks into a progress bar
"How long until my drink is ready?"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Elasticsearch is YELLOW unexpected number of nodes in cluster java.lang.OutOfMemoryError #sysadmin #devops
When suddenly Paul Vixie shows up in a ServerFault thread to lay a smack down: serverfault.com/a/747213/9770 #sysadmin
Oracle spelled backwards is El caro. Spanish for “The expensive one.” #sysadmin #themoreyouknow