So David Beckham has "decided" to become an actor. Think I'll play for Arsenal this weekend. Oh wait, I have no craft, skill or experience.
From the next table, my pal saw Bacall embrace me warmly and invite me to sit. He didn't see her wink. Best bet I ever won. RIP Betty B
Took one for the team. Changing on stage, caught appendage in zip. Did a silent Edvard Munch then carried on. Don't teach you that at RADA.
As we head to Press Night I am reminded of Ralph Richardson: "Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing."