Saint Peter: says here you killed someone? Me: yeah, their ring tone was the titanic theme. SP: sorry, you're looking for super-heaven.
"Are you sure you want to unsubscribe?" My god, you've totally changed my mind. Continue the spam emails, and also accept my apologies.
Well, I checked Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. Guess I'll slowly walk into the ocean now.
Studio Executive: "Damnit, we need an actor/writer/director immediately! Wait a second... Look at this guy's twitter bio!"