Oscar: I am able bodied! Let me run with able bodied olympians! / No wait! I am disabled! I can’t go to prison with able bodied criminals!
Selling my unwanted upgrade: iPhone 6 16GB. Brand new, never been used, in the box. Asking price: R9300,00 (-15% off the price in the shops)
South Africa is like the abusive boyfriend who gets harder and harder to defend.
It's the most emotionally and financially crippling tiiiiime of the yeeeeaaaar.
I have a very special eye-roll for people who ask things on Twitter that they could really just have Googled.