Hug each other people! I'd like to hug you all, but I have no arms.
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I am alive and well and bolted to the ceiling. is.gd/BIv4rp
I am a dirty dirty whale. Watch people clean me tomorrow at 11:30am EDT. is.gd/uNQNBd
Thinking of starting a privately owned business so I won't have to follow laws anymore. #SCOTUSFail