Overheard 6yo ask my husband "Are you the boss of the house?" He answered "No" and then looked to see if I was listening. Good answer.
For Valentine's Day, I gave my husband two children completely filled with chocolate.
Me: Who left his blankie in front of the fridge? 5yo: I did. Me: Just dropped it while thinking about breakfast? 5yo: Accidents happen.
Go to store. Spend all your money on groceries. Come home and realize you forgot the two things you need for dinner.