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Graphic emergency! Looking for a reasonably priced designer with openings for a quickish turnaround. Know anybody? firstname.lastname@example.org
You may be floundering. You may be struggling. It sometimes feels like the end of the story. It is not. Link
Write drunk. Edit sober.
Because this is how we party. Birthday pasties.
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