Old glory, indeed.
Happy birthday to Bill Murray. Actor, comedian, mustached American, national treasure.
@hodgman We have officially requested an audience with you while you are in St. Louis. You're welcome.
There's no such thing as a bad mustache. Just bad people who neither own nor operate one.
Educating the young is all of our shared responsibility
Today we remember those who made the ultimate sacrifice. Thank you to all our veterans, past and present.
When one grows a mustache, few things are more perilous than blowing bubble gum bubbles. #playingwithfire