Dear Brock Turner's dad: '20 minutes of action' is how you talk about a Hollywood blockbuster. Not your horrible rapist son.
Kim Jong Un bans sarcasm in North Korea as if it is even possible to be sarcastic about anything there.
Warning: the Science Porn Twitter account does not have naked pictures of Bill Nye or Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Other 'scandalous' things Malia Obama accused of 1) played music too loud 2) rolled her eyes a little too hard 3) related to Obama
Bristol Palin is just jealous because she can neither build a clock nor tell time.