After I blew my nose, Shrimp asked why I hadn't put the tissue in the trash & I said, "I am not throwing away my ... snot."
DAD JOKES RULE!
I love making music with @ArianaGrande more than anyone can possibly imagine. That was the super funnest.
The fact is that @ArianaGrande was going to be a star whether I was around or not. But I’m glad I was there. ti.me/1VmsJNY
Tonight! I’m on @FallonTonight with @ArianaGrande & @theroots playing my song! Check us out! (There’s also @HillaryClinton.)
@ArianaGrande I send you love from all the way across the country. Be safe and if you see Donald Trump tell him to go fuck himself.