At this point, 2016 owes us the death of someone we all hate.
Bernie Sanders could use a tailor - and what's weird is he also looks like one.
Once Bruce Jenner is a woman, I assume she goes with family tradition and snags a famous black guy.
This is the first time anyone has ever noticed George Will has left a party. #GOP
I'm hoping the aliens are reading our tweets and realizing the stop here isn't worth it.