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Paraphrasing Phil Robertson: "God is the only thing holding me back from raping kids and decapitating women."
I'm going to be the first ghost that doesn't want anything to do with kids.
I wonder when an artist is making a painting, they think: "One day... This could be a puzzle."
Why do ghosts always want babies and kids. Fuck off ghosts!