I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar.
Sorry, sport. The new iPhone's stabilization features can't do anything about your delicate mental state.
Few indicators of sobriety are as effective as when you realize the escalator you have been riding for 5 minutes is actually a stairway.
If it ain't broke don't fix it up with my sister because she only dates guys who are unemployed.
At this point anyone who has not come forward with a theory about the plane's disappearance should be considered a suspect.