Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself. #WordstoLiveBy #BillMurray
I hope your saturday is as nice as your butt. #turndownforbutts
You miss 100% of the tacos you don't eat.
Save money on expensive binoculars by just standing closer to the object you want to look at. #MoosejawTips #Genius
Please go hug at least 4 trees today. #EarthDay2014