Doing everything at night is the closest I'll ever come to being Batman.
If people can actually HEAR your attempt at parallel parking, you're doing it wrong.
If you throw me to the wolves, I'll return leading the pack.
When you begin to ponder getting a tattoo of a vicious dinosaur eating your boss, it's probably time to quit.
Happy Vasculitis Awareness month! "More common than you think. More serious than you know." #VAM2014