The most disrespectful and pathetic National Anthem ever. #NASCAR
I got this surprise from Matt Kenseth today. It's a retirement gift and commemorates spotting my final race -- a win with him. I told him how much it means to me. He said it actually means more to him because he knows that he'll never have to hear my voice in his ear ever again. I really hate that he always gets the last jab. It's kind of amazing that the "we're going to Slinger Speedway in the morning" text turned into my decision to bring finality to my spotting career, a win, a story, a tattoo and a coveted trophy. So, to my good friend and favorite driver, I say: "Thanks for everything, Joey."