I don't understand why people say hurtful things like "Wanna go for a run?" or "Try this Kale."
If you rebuke a vacuum cleaner... because it's a Dirt Devil, you might be #Oversaved.
Ducks are like bad friends; watch what happens when you run out of bread.
Some don't like the phrase "Merry CHRISTmas" so as a compromise I have decided to just say "Happy Jesus Birthday"