Sorry, kids, all the trees are gone because people keep printing out copies of PowerPoint for everyone even though it's up on the screen.
When I listen to Trump spew nonsense to hide that he hasn't learned or prepared, it reminds me of every lazy boss I've had. #debatenight
Dress for success will only take you so far. People who really want to succeed go the extra mile and get born into wealthy families.
Government should run like a business. Don't all businesses discontinue a product bought by 20 million people without a replacement product?
RIP Jason. He starved to death at his desk after he accepted a conference call at noon that would “only take 10 minutes”.