Want to impress me?
Do the boiling water challenge.
"I know my behavior is completely irrational right now but I'm overly emotional so you need to deal with it and kiss my ass" --women
I want some In N Out.
Oh, and a burger sounds good too.
so is the club goin up today or nah
Relationship status: just got turned on by the top of a muffin.
Yes you can even, white girls.
Yes you can even.
Aaaaand and cue the reignited right-wing vitriol in 3... 2...