If you think you would have made a different decision today, take your next jury duty summons seriously.
"I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. Then I realized: *I* am somebody." - Lily Tomlin
Every kid needs an arts education because dress rehearsals (where everything goes wrong, leading to a performance gone right) are real life.
A potentially-disturbing number of us are noticing Github is down. At 11pm on a Saturday. Clearly we all have active social lives :)