I turned my phone onto “Airplane mode” and threw it up into the air. Worst Transformer Ever.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo, dont be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage but waving at you.
I stay up late every night and regret it every morning, then I do it all over again.
Saying "we can still be friends" after a breakup, is like saying "hey the dog died but we can still keep it."
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.