FML the pink jumpsuit that Ali smuggled me just got confiscated. Don't they understand?? On wedsnesdays we wear pink!!
Ok either the lady who delivers mail is a bitch or someone right past me is actually named Glen Coco.
Someone please arrest Morgan Freeman for something. I need him here to narrate my harrowing journey.
Got off on the wrong foot with one of the guards. She said she was from Africa and I asked why she was white.