Your mum only had you cos she wasn't allowed a dog.
"Adults with jobs react to: Gamergate" is a youtube video I would watch
When you're about to make a move on girl you like but you get into an RPG encounter. (Vine by @InfernoOmni) vine.co/v/OrDMJZ19amT
There's a guy on the train wearing a Total Biscuit t shirt. I hope we crash.