I don't HATE Mondays, I just wish it was still Sunday. On Sundays I wish it was still Saturday. On Saturdays I think, "It's almost Monday."
The only pleasure fathers get at home is eating old or damaged food so it doesn't go to waste, and turning out lights. This is why we drink.
Ever eat a crisp apple on a pretty day and think "Life is good." Then watch the news and think "No, it's not." You were right both times.
There are a lot more good people in the world than there are bad people. But the bad people are louder and meaner and don't like you.
Just watched Wrestling with one of my kids and we had the BEST time. To quote myself: Wrestling is opera for people who go to McDonald's.