Ringo Starr is the Hufflepuff of the Beatles.
“You’re dead to me,” - necrophiliac talking dirty.
If at first you don’t succeed, then perhaps the world isn’t ready for an all badger tribute act of Maroon 5.
Alcohol has improved the quality of my life and diversity of my regrets.
My life is an advent calendar with no chocolate behind the doors.
None of us are adults. As we get older, we just get better at pretending to be adults.