I'd like to apply for the position of pommel horse.
I thought Top Gear was a clothing range for dominant homosexuals.
CILLA BLACK ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART youtu.be/ykd7172CUeA via @YouTube
Ending my day with a hearty round of applause for Rik Mayall.
Trying not to mince through Abu Dhabi airport.
Congratulations to @MissKatiePrice 'I could not get enough up there' was my favourite line of the series. #CBB