Engaged cousin at Thanksgiving wants you to remember that she's engaged and her fiancé is engaged and they're both engaged to each other.
You know when you lose your keys between your car seat and you try to fish them out? Stop fingering me like that.
DO NOT SET ME UP WITH ANYONE WHO ISN'T BRENDAN FRASER IN THE FIRST MUMMY MOVIE. I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO WASTE.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are separating. Luckily Coldplay's been writing the perfect divorce music playlists since '96.